I am the snake in my boot

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i filled out your survey and my asshole turned into a four leaf clover and now i’m dying of a malarial brain cancer/AIDS hybrid virus

I’m a white male and that automatically makes me a horrible person.

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nuggits2:

did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

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fearobscuresthemind:

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cnidariacoccyx:

separation of church and state, my ass. what a shame maryland.

Oh wow, didn’t know MD was on the list.

Jesus christ, GET IT TOGETHER.

MARYLAND, WHAT?!

Lol

not that big of a deal to me, i have just as much faith in the government as i do in god

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